Why Email is like a Penis ~ WARNING: A LITTLE RACY

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s notworth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any realwork done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit informationvital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’sthe only thing it should be used for, but most folks today us it forfun most of the time.
4. If you don’t apply appropriate measures, It can spread viruses.
3. If you use it to much, you’ll find it becomes more and moredifficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actualsize and influence warrant.
1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

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One Response

  1. oooh how i love number 8. So very true.

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