Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to
operate on are.

The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is
numbered.

The second, from Chicago, responds, Yeah, but you should try
electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, No I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like
construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: You’re all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.

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2 Responses

  1. I lived in the Wash DC suburbs for 6 years and I can honestly say the surgeon from there is totally correct. And the one from Dallas is talking out his butt, I’m not so sure Texans can read so alphabetized? Nah. Texans can’t even do street signs. Pulease.

    See I learned something today! I didn’t know that Texan’s don’t do street signs!

  2. Yeah, good idea, I need to do that too!

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