Maxine for President

Sometimes I  think Maxine should run for president.  She was right on with
this  one! 

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately:
illegal  immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida …

Not me. I  concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win
situation.

+  Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New  Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators  in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like  for me to solve today ?  Yes!

Think about  this one:

1. Cows
2..The  Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments  

C O  W S  

Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic  our government could track a single cow, born in   Canada   almost 
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they t racked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate
11  million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each  of them a cow.  

T H  E    C O N S T I T U T I O N  

They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for   Iraq   …. Why don’t 
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has 
worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.   

T H E  1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S  

The  real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is  this:
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit  Adultery,’
and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and 
politicians…It creates a hostile work environment.

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