Gotta Love Little Old Ladies

A little old lady was walking down the
         street dragging two large plastic garbage
         bags behind her. One of the bags was
         ripped, and every once in a while, a $20
         bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this,
         a policeman stopped her, and said,
         “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out
         of that bag.”
         “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old
         lady.  “I’d better go back and see if I can
         find them. Thanks for telling me officer.”
         “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.
         “Where did you get all that money?
         You didn’t steal it, did you?”
         “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see,
         my back yard is right next to the football
         stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot
         of fans come and pee through a knot hole
         in the fence, right into my flower garden.
         It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers,
         you know.
         Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of
         it?’ So, now, on game days, I stand behind
         the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with
         my hedge clippers.
         Every time some guy sticks his pecker through
         my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and
         say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’
         “Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop,
         laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
         what’s in the other bag?”
         “Well, you know”, said the little old lady,
         “not everybody pays.”


4 Responses

  1. That was funny!! I’ve never seen that one.

    I just posted about how my projects went.

  2. *giggle*

    I’ve seen this one before but it’s still really funny!

    Happy Sunday!


  3. Bwahahaha! Gross!

  4. ewwwwwwww!!! you nasty!

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