19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

I’ve seen this one before many times but it’s still funny to me!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer
At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”
7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because
You’re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
One Of You Go.”

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9 Responses

  1. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

    I used to work in a bank, and i saw SO many checks that had things like “for last nights lovin” or “for a good time” in the memo line…i laughed every single time.

  2. congrats on being first to comment on SITS today…at least I got silver :)…

  3. Seen it before as well, but it’s a good one. I believe I have tried a few of these, actually… 🙂

  4. OMG Hilarious! I’ve read this before but it’s funny each time!!

  5. LMAO!!!!! that is so funny I LOVED it

  6. #6 is a classic! I may have to start adding those in the memo lines on all the bills I pay (student loans, electricity… it’s all in good fun!)

  7. Those are funny! Thanks for the laughs!

  8. I’ve seen this before but it’s still crazy funny!! Loved it too!!!

  9. This cracked me up in accordance with the prophecy.

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