Kids Ya gotta love ’em

Children Writing About The Ocean….

1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.  (Kelly,
age 6)

2) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) – If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island.  If you don’t
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.   ( Wayne , age 7)

4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She’s not my friend any more.   (Kylie, age 6)

5) – A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)

6) – My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots
and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) – When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean.  Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come.  My brother said they would have been better off
eating  beans.  (William, age 7 )

8) – Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really?   (Helen, age 6)

9) – I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always
crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 8)

10) – Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have   to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) – When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes
my  willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) – Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.  Divers can’t
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.  (Becky, age 8)

13) – On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going  very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired
right up  her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) – The ocean is made up of water and fish.  Why the fish don’t dround
I don’t know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) – My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What  he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)


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