How my blog got it’s new name

I live in the quinessential “yuppie hell”! I live in a neighborhood chock full of small children….Who like to scream really loud outside my window when I’m trying to get some sleep for work, soccer mom’s, Mini Vans, people who like to bring their ATV’s to mom’s house and ride them up and down the street in front of our house all afternoon long, etc. Basically in our neighborhood if you walk wrong down the street they’ll warn you once then they call the cops. If you own a dog your triple “screwed”, if they poo in a yard you better clean it up or the cops will be called, if you take them to the park and them run you’d better make sure that nobodies around cause god forbid they breath on somebodies 5 year old, if your dog happens to like to “vocalize” your allowed MAYBE one bark before the authorities are called. We’ve been here 13 years and it’s only gotten worse as more “yuppies” have moved into our neighborhood!